July 8th, 2011
Gallactic Savior asked: I’ll try not to be too vulgar, but I’m a little dumbfounded about what to do.
I was sitting on the Jon taking care of my business a couple hours ago and had quite a peculiar feeling pushing through. Well, once “it” had exited, I look down and the brown trout seemed to be covered in hair or fur of some kind.
And, it just so happens that two nights ago I went to the bars with a couple buddies and don’t remember some of the night, the trip home (it was a walk because we all live close enough to not take a car), or any task at home. Well, I wake up the next morning and my dog has a patch of hair about 3 inches by 3 inches gone. I think in my drunken stupor I shaved part of my dog and, for some odd reason, ingested the hair that I shaved off.
Am I in any immediate trouble? Should the human body digest hair? What should I do?
Jared
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